eli: (holding diaper) poo poo?
mommy: (checking him) are you trying to trick mommy? you don't have poo poo!
eli: (runs away to watch tv)
5 mins later:
mommy: (getting juice from the fridge) eli, you want some poo poo?
eli: (shakes head) noooooo!
mommy: (LMAO) oh, i mean JUICE! you want some juice?
OMG did i really just say that??